JDMpire

Add another one onto the list of funny Japanese car names. On May 13, the triple diamond mafia came out with a special edition of their compact called the Mitsubishi Colt Very Bitter Package. And it’s marketed towards, ahem, women. There are so many tasteless jokes available here that I’m holding back with every fiber of my immature being.

To clarify, the Colt Very is an existing sub-variation of the Colt and the Bitter Package is the sub-sub-variation and refers to the chocolaty theme within. What you get is delicious looking fudge-colored upholstery with orange piping, Sakura Dream nail polish, and a matching thermos custom-fitted to the oddly shaped cupholder in the door panel.

In other news, this has now become the official vehicle of FHCSWANVFJM (Former Hillary Clinton Supporters Who Are Now Voting For John McCain).

P.S. That was a tasteless, immature joke. For the record I think Hillary Rodham Clinton would have made a terrific president.

[Mitsubishi]

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